not the messenger

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

(via woolton)

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

(via methazineee)

richwhitelesbian:

im so glad i met the internet

(via starkstricken)

parasoul:

college; the musical 

featuring such hits as:

• the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
• why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment 
• final exams more like no 
• how did my gpa get so low 
• this ta really needs to stop 
• i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow 
• how did my gpa get so high (reprise) 

(via crossbowsandwalkers)