broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
ifyoulaughyoulose: Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie
richwhitelesbian: im so glad i met the internet
parasoul: college; the musical featuring such hits as: the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment final exams more like no how did my gpa get so low this ta really needs to stop i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
mollysweasleys: ambiants: ambiants: what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? tequila mockingbird or ernest hemingway
comparingmeerkats: marblefacade: its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle and he still hasnt won any oscars
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
You are not an encapsulated bag of skin dragging around a dreary little ego....– Jean Houston, Ego Death & Psychedelics (via liberatingreality)
let’s all take a minute to remember that Vincent Van Gogh killed himself when he was 37 because no one appreciated his work and he thought he sucked and he never had any idea that he would become one of the most recognized, loved, and greatest artists of all time and how fucking sad is that?
whentherestrouble: my hobbies include: pretending that I can draw pretending to know about a lot of stuff pretending to be skilled at things pretending that I’m funny pretending realizing that I suck sobbing
Me: buys thing online
Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it
aprilecrussell: miss-morange: tankgirls: I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour “English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.” ― James Nicoll
operameister: thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble: agentgreenfishy: poselikeateam: fuck-i-just: Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.” Why does this not have any notes? lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?” “Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball...
boycastlegirlcastle: sauntering-vaguely-downwards: guusana: myeyesarehazel: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” story of my fucking life The introduction to my biography. at least I’m reblogging this promptly