July 2011
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“I need women to wear underwear.”
– Chelsea Handler
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dear edward estlin cummings,
i’m gonna go invent a time machine, travel back in time, and marry you. i hope that’s ok with you. but even if it’s not, it’s happening so you’re just going to have to accept it.
love, stephanie
back from vacation - the post that got assraped by...
during which, while listening to “Let It Be” by the Beatles, i had an epiphany. life is too short to care about so much stuff that i try to care about. giving up giving a fuck, as justin hawkins so eloquently says. though unlike justin hawkins, i’m not going to shoot up heroin, i’m going to spend more time working on things that are important to me and less time worrying about other people....
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day six.
favorite season.
you know what?? ive tried to post this like fourteen fucking times and this fucked up website which has some creepy asian porn thing stalking my page and liking all of my posts won’t let me update this post. so i’m not talking about my favorite season tonight, i’m gonna talk about how much i hate asian porn sites and tumblr’s lack of security against...
day five
three favorite colors
Green - nature-y and also my grandma’s favorite color. Being a ginger and all green is a flattering color for my people.
Pink - it’s just so cute! My dorm is mostly pink with some green too. Very preppy/lilly pulitzer but it’s fine. I like those colors together haha.
Purple - i just think purple is pretty in all of it’s forms. there’s no real “ugly purple.” it’s...
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Day four
Talk about your closest friends.
well i actually lost my best friend to the “I’m a fucking whore and am too busy fucking every penis that smacks me in the face to hang out with you anymore” disease, which was tragic but not totally unexpected, and since then have most stuck with the male gender which i like much better.
my best girl is Kristen Shaker. She is a...
You should date an illiterate girl.
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hot damn.
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Day three
Your favorite television program.
Law and Order: SVU. i love stabler and benson. this show facilitates my love of detective things and forensics and vaguely sexual male-female relationships.
Family Guy. if you don’t love family guy then i have to hate you.
Keeping up the the Kardashians. I can admit that I deserve to be shot for typing this, but i would gladly be a kardashian....
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Day two.
Talk about tattoos/piercings.
I have two holes in my earlobes. the first set was when i was 4 and the second was when i was about 13 or 14. the first set was uneven because the lady who pierced must have been challenged or something, and the second set is the only set i use in order to have my studs be even. other than that im piercing and tattoo free. im too short for tattoos anyways haha
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Day One.
Your middle name and how you feel about it.
My middle name is Laura. I think it’s awesome because it’s pretty, and it goes back like 5 generations. My grandma was Laura Carmela, after both of her grandmothers, and she gave both my mom and aunt the middle name Laura which my mom passed down to me. It’s like a family heirloom in a way.
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