In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
me: did it hurt?
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
natallthat: emmybunnie: hungarysovaries: damnireekrad: seawitchery: I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair. biancavirina: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS! what a wondrous creation This is way too entertaining xD Wow this made me really happy that was cool,...
If someday I have daughters
I will make a point of teaching them the importance of being a nice person and not being a bitch.
congressman 1: we need to create jobs and fix the economy
congressman 2: no let's screw up the internet and make pizza a vegetable
congressman 1: okay perfect plan
We’ll be deleting every Tumblr account that don’t...
natallthat: flabbeycrossing: real-madrid-is-all-in: queenm-loves-queenr: harrystylesissexy1d: I clicked on the source to see if this was legit. The staff really sent this. *doesn’t reblog… sorry followers, I was deleted once and that’s enough :D the source of the post can be changed though right..? i had a seond blog for a while that didn’t reblog this and it is still kickin’ ...