huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
riddlemehiddleston: cat-adores-loki: anearlywitch: Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing. bruce wayne is batman son of a bitch
i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
americanonline: americanonline: look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
shiningmadness: do you ever look at your life and think what has the internet done to me every fucking day
Do you ever have this sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach that you’ll never accomplish anything in life?
Can someone please explain to me why there are so many pictures of girls in high-waisted pastel shorts? Or the Starbucks logo? Or iPhones? I feel like that’s just a cheap way to try to show how creative you think you are. Please stop Instagramming pictures of your phone next to your grande cup of ice that you paid 5 dollars for. Or your skinny friend in her 90 dollar shorts from...
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